My Cartoon Analysts

I just realized , and have finally stumbled upon the blog of my one commenter.

I am honored to be viewed by a couple who I can only identify as residents of South Park.  Their depictions of themselves in that genre show me that they are not afraid to be real.

I enjoy reading their blog, and it is finally showing up on my clicker quite often.

Now I am experimenting on what I would look like as a South Park clone.  I don't have their artistic talent yet, but I am still drafting my look-a-like

Be back soon

Nothing Like A Good Cup Of Coffee

Upon waking up this Thursday, I find myself feeling better physically than I have in a long time. I don't get it.

I took two ambien (sleeping pills), and 6 percocet (pain killers).  I dread to think that this is what I need to feel good in the morning.

Well, I am going to the Racetrack again today, for the 4th day in a row.  Every day so far has seen my bankroll grow.  Not in huge leaps and bounds, but slowly.  I am still testing my Crystal Ball system and the only way for me to stay focused is to bet in small increments.  I tend to go off course if I bet large , and lose, and then I toss out any structured system that had me winning.

Gambling requires a mass amount of self control.  Probably why I don't drink alcohol while I gamble. 

You know, if anyone wants to comment on how boring or how interesting or how moronic, or how much waste of your time I am committing, please just say so in a comment.

One person actually commented , but I don't know who it was, so I can't have a conversation with that person.  I will always be nice.  I am notoriously nice, to a point where my last dollar will go to someone else but me.

But now that my son (21) has decided to move out of our home and go on his own, I am , for the first time in my life, living alone.  So if any other people live alone, and don't have a lot of friends, maybe you could tell me how to enhance my life.

Supposed to be in the upper 80's today , so the racetrack will have all of its charm out in full force.  Hey, c'mon people, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  That is so true. Who said that? 

Since I am exposed to a lot of blogs on this BlogClicker thing, I see that 95% of all the blogs are trying to sell something.  So, if I find something to sell, I could list it in my blog like a classified ad?  And some of those blogs indicate that I could make thousands of dollars per week.  I would stop gambling if this was true.  I wonder if there is less risk and less dollar investment?

For today, I bid you farewell.  I am going to check the news to see how many earthquakes we experienced, how many people blew themselves up, how many media personalities committed suicide, and how many politicians lied to us and cheated on their mates. 

Anyone giving odds that one of those scenarios above is in the headlines? And I swear, I have not looked yet.

I Might Need Some Help

The one and only comment on by blog is that I should get some help.  If you read it, the author indicates that their remarks are of concern, and not to be construed as rude.
I can see how the author of the comment might think that I would react that way, but I want to assure the author that I take no offense, and that it is cool that you were so honest.

I think that counseling is just a means of paying someone to be your friend.  And if it is cost free counseling then I conclude that counseling is just a way of making friends that have the same problem.

Yet, in the end, we all know quite well that the end result of counseling is to have the patient take control of their own life.  So I will skip the counseling, and go for the ride.

And I can say that,  without clear thinking,  because I just returned from the Meadowlands Racetrack and have. for the 3rd consequetive day , had a profitable outcome.  So I am a little elated right now and I have those "maybe I can make a living at this" feeling again. 

I may need some help, but I will wait till I go to the Racetrack again tomorrow.  It is supposed to be 88 degrees.  I will enjoy the grandstand and the call of the races in a pleasant surrounding.

Don't Tease Me.....I Think I Finally Have The Answer

I was up for 6 hours last night testing and making simulated bets on the horses with a system that I have been searching for, for months.

Since most horse selection systems generally depend on a culmanation of facts about each horses past performance in previous races, and how they will predict the performance of each horse in the race they are entered in today, the selection one bets on is usually decided on how each individual bettor determines these stats.

I oppose this style of betting because of the statistic that dominates the racing industry year after year.  And that disturbing statistic is that the horse that the public (all the people who bet on the horses that day) selects to be the most dependable horse to win a particular race based on that horses past performances only wins 33% of the time.

This is a clear indication that the public does not know how to select a winner, but conversly , it does statistically verify that the public knows quite well how to pick the loser 67 % of the time.

My system conversly incorporates this statistic to allow me to capitalize on the horses that are beating the favorite (horses that are bet heavily to win by the public) , and turn the tables in my favor.  Using probability and statistics, I have developed a system that will generate a continuous income from betting on the horses.

It was like having a crystal ball today at the Meadowlands Racetrack, as I finally collected more cash at the window than I invested.       

I will test my system for 5 more days before I reveal it to the readers of my blog.

Finally, I might be able to avoid some natural disasters, and at the same time help others who might like to find and easy and fun way to make some cash.

No family to spend Easter with, so I will be at the track again tomorrow (if it is open) to see if I can profit again. Oh, today I made a $225 profit using my Crystal Ball system.

Check back tomorrow evening for my latest result. Perhaps I might have to rename my blog to something more positive.

The Horse Races on a Warm Spring Day

I am putting the finishing touches on this toy chest I created.  What do you think?

So, I went to the horse races instead of Atlantic City with my $621.

First, I stopped at All Star Limousine for a job application.

Then I traveled to Elizabeth, NJ to see if an old ex go-go girl girlfriend of mine could hook me up with one bone to smoke.  I was feeling a little sick and sometimes a little weed eases the pain. So, with my limited funds, I threw her $20 and we proceeded to 
a pick up spot.

I dread going anywhere with this girl because she hangs out with the dregs of life. On one occasion when I was helping her, I was mugged by one of her Latin King friends and sucker punched from behind in my face.  I was in the hospital for 5 days with a fractured orbit and jaw, and my mouth was wired shut for 44 days.  A lot of pain with a lot of percocet.

So I am always edgy now when I am near this girl.  I have a weapon with me at all times now, and I am prepared to use it in self defense.

The weed arrived and off we went to the Meadowlands Racetrack.  Even though it seems like the dregs of life hang out at the track, the open feeling of the arena, combined with the excitement of gambling, helps to release a lot of anxiety.

Being very scared of losing my only money, I was very frugal with my bets.  And it may be a man thing, but no matter how broke I am, I always pay for the girls food and drink, and I even let her bet $2 per rack so she was not bored.

By the end of my session, I had won enough to pay for the expense of being there and I was ready to get rid of the girl and go home.

I may go to Atlantic City today since it is warm again.  But they won't give me a comp room tonite so maybe not.

Real Life Drama...Right Before Your Eyes!

So this blogging stuff might just be getting a little out of hand.

I used to be able to hide my actions.  But now I am documenting them?  I have been reviewing a lot of blogs since I hooked up with blog clicker, and they are fun to read.

Most are used to generate a sale of some sort, yet others make life

observations.  I don't usually read any bad or sad stuff that people

write.  Most of it seems to be upbeat and how great their life is going.

I even read one bio where the author said that their life was so great,

that they wished there was more time in each day.   

   And here I am, documenting my actions.  Actions that most often lead me to despair and poverty.  Well, at least I know if I am still blogging, I am paying my Media bill.

So, one more day till I go to Atlantic City, with the only money that I have to my name ($621), to play some blackjack, in an attempt to accumulate enough to pay off my month's bills.

I am supposed to go to a Comedy Club show tonight in New York City.  The show is $12, and the Parking will be $15. So if I sell some products on Ebay, I should be able to go.  If anyone reads my blog, you can see the items I sell on Ebay if you go to the site and enter my Seller ID - Sellquest007.  Maybe I have something you need or want.  I do sell Gillette Razor blades, so maybe I have your brand.

Ok, I am going to go have a Taylor Ham sandwich on a roll.  That makes me happy for about 10 minutes.

Impending Disaster.....the sequel to Natural Disasters.

You , the reader, will now be privy to an act I intend to commit later this week, and get a first hand account of how my life is a continual erruption of self destruction.  And yet, even with me knowing the potential for the many casualties it may inflict on my life, I rationalize and convince myself that I have no other alternative.

                                                

So, what is it I intend to do?  Well, I am down to only about $50 cash in total "on hand" money available to me.  What that means is, not until the first of April will I be able to have any cash.  That day I get my one source of income (my pension) in the mail.  The dollar amount has been drastically reduced by the levies anchored to my account and leaves me with a paltry $621.

Just writing that down ($621) has put a nail the coffin of decision.  My expenses to live where I am at (one bedroom apt.) will far exceed the money I expect to receive.  You see, I only have one more source of income, my social security check, which arrives on the third of April.  That check has also been dipped into by the IRS again, and clears at another limp $779.  And that's it, folks!  Not a hell of a lot to work with.

My thinking now is if I don't have enough hands on cash now to pay all my monthly bills, then if I have even less it still does not get any worse.  Because if even one bill can't be covered by the total monthly money in my pocket, that bill alone will always be compounding every month.  So I must gamble the $621, and attempt to gather a victory.

But I want you to see right now, right above these lines of verse, that it is that kind of thinking throughout my entire adult life that precipitate the Natural Disasters in my life.

                                         

On Thursday , I am going to go to Atlantic City and attempt to play a slow game and accumulate the additional funds that will be required to pay my bills this month.  I must really win.  I almost don't want to think about where I will be if I lose that $621.  I hate to say it , but then I might have to get a job.  I was thinking perhaps a limo driver.  With gas and the economy the way it is, only the rich people are taking limos.  And with the tipping policy for cabbies hanging in there around 20%, the potential of making some easy large money is inevitable.  And that would be great for me , (since I am 55), to just
drive around.  Sounds easy, right?  I guess we'll see.